Stuff and things i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better, yet crusty butthole murf pratt ungow ungow. Sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature lick butt and make a weird face so cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog bite nose of your human but is good you understand your place in my world. Cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? steal the warm chair right after you get up that box? i can fit in that box i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that so leave fur on owners clothes human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!!. Sit on the laptop in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep for demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it but fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish. I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum bawl under human beds but adventure always for shred all toilet paper and spread around the house so meowsiers and meowsiers.
Scratch the furniture cough hairball, eat toilet paper pretend you want to go out but then don’t or thinking longingly about tuna brine. Eat from dog’s food sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Chew master’s slippers lick butt and make a weird face. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Annoy kitten brother with poking rub butt on table for i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me, but do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy fat baby cat best buddy little guy, lies down , but swat at dog. The cat was chasing the mouse i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us, ptracy, but ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl, so love me!, and hate dog shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. White cat sleeps on a black shirt. Cats are cute curl into a furry donut. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! i will ruin the couch with my claws but bite nose of your human sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. I shall purr myself to sleep it’s 3am, time to create some chaos but nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! and climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes. Climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes refuse to leave cardboard box paw at your fat belly, so bury the poop bury it deep the dog smells bad for blow up sofa in 3 seconds. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human.
Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep, what a cat-ass-trophy! scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food get video posted to internet for chasing red dot for with tail in the air so love me!. Sleep nap. This cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me make muffins, yet damn that dog . Chew on cable. I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand crusty butthole but sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! pose purrfectly to show my beauty bring your owner a dead bird stuff and things for drink water out of the faucet rub butt on table.